Hey, remember this?

Because I forgot. Whoops.
So many things to say! But I just don't have it in me to wittify the bullshit that has been July. Ooo, wittify is a word now. Write that down.
Fuck. I sidetracked myself. Now I have no idea what the hell I was going to write. Shit. Well, okay.

So, here is a little gem I splattered on the facebook not too long ago about the new Batman movie. Enjoy.
*Also I just had a serious conversation with my dog about dog-human Boundaries that she clearly already chose to ignore.
**Also also, I got a dog. Her name is Kali. She is the most adorable fucking thing on the planet. I dare you to prove me wrong. DARE.

Fuck. BATMAN!!

Via le Face'book;

"How did you like Batman" says everyone that has already seen it. Here's how I liked Batman.

Dumb. I fell asleep twice and took a smoke break half way through, didn't miss a damn thing. Fuck were they trying to prove with the 90 hour long movie? Same shit happened with Lord of the Rings.
I've seen better dramatic death scenes in a Christmas play.
And for Gods Sake, Christian Bale, Close Your Fucking Mouth. Did you have a cold? Tough Shit! As little as I think Batman is a superhero to begin with, I can at least respect the fact that he wasn't a damn mouth-breather.
And really, kid from 3rd Rock from the sun, did you forget about that 'Gotham Accent' you tried so hard for in the beginning of the movie?
Ugh. Dumb.
I want that motorcycle though. For reals. Someone get me that.


THE END. Phew! Oh. I totally remembered what I wanted to talk about just now. It's too late. We can't go back now. It will just have to wait for the next time I remember this is a thing. 

Ti amo Buonanotte miei amici!