Blog? Sure. Why the fuck not. I'll give it a try. Everyone should have the opportunity to read
the random shit going on in my head.
Right? Fuck.
So here's my first of many attempts at understanding the Internet box. Don't get me wrong,
I've got the Facebook. I've got the fancy Iphone. Shit, I even have a twitter account now
(which I am fully convinced is there purely to make stalking That much easier, I mean,because
it does...) And an Instagram (of which a majority of pictures are of my cat. But that's what
it's for, right?). Also, Pinterest? That was fun for about a week. I don't know who all those
people are following me on that though. Fucking weirdos. Shit got old quick. All people posted
on that shit was Food and artsy Hipstamatic filtered pictures of sad chicks. Lame. Over it.
Still not sure why tumbler and reddit are things.
Reddit is like all that shit that I randomly look up on Google, ALL IN ONE PLACE.
Overwhelming as Shit. Let's look at the headlines.
1. (Picture of Hasselhoff with an eye patch) "I paid $10 for mine. but im a fan of horrible
movies..." bla bla bla. Boring. Next.
2. "Hosni Mubarak, former Egyptian president, gets life in prison"
What the fuck is that? Real news? Get the fuck out of here. Seriously.
3. Bla bla "Hilton grandpa donated fortune, embarrassed by granddaughter"
I mean, I paraphrased that one, but really. Really? No shit.
And Tumbler. Tumbler is some sort of Facebook/blog hybrid, right? I tried to read someone's
shit on there and had no fucking clue what was happening. I felt old. Oh, and fuck that! I
recently found out that "my" generation is specializing in social media and turning that
into a God Damned profession? What the shit is that? Seriously,tell me.I would love to get
paid to Facebook n shit all day. But I digress.
If anyone is actually reading this, I apologize.
This is what insomnia and Katy Perry do to a person. Probably.
Also Shiraz.
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